Thursday, December 10, 2009
RANGKAIAN ZAPIN-ZAPIN NEGERI JOHOR
There are a number of zapin dance types performed in this segment , among others are Zapin Tenglu, Zapin Kores, Zapin Tanjung Labuh, Zapin Sri Bunian and Zapin Putar Alam, some of many many types o...
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
ZAPIN PEKAJANG
Mereka menang tempat kedua dalam Festival Zapin Johor 2004. Sangat bertenaga, menampilkan gaya zapin pekajang yang sebenar. Sayang kesilapan sedikit menggagalkan hasrat mereka bergelar juara.
ZAPIN PUTAR ALAM-YAYASAN WARISAN JOHOR
Johan Kategori Asli FTK ~ Persembahan Selingan Festival Zapin Johor 2008
ZAPIN TENGLU-YAYASAN WARISAN JOHOR
Bangga aku sebagai anak Johor ~ Jom kita berzapin ~
peh! kalaulah aku dengar cakap mak aku dulu suruh join dak Yayasan Warisan Johor...sure aku dah byk merantau buat persembahan di seluruh dunia :)
Saturday, December 5, 2009
How to Lock Your Car and Why ?????
I locked my car. As I walked away I heard my car door unlock. I went back
and locked my car again three times. Each time, as soon as Istarted to walk
away, I would hear it unlock again!! Naturally alarmed, I looked around and
there were two guys sitting in a car in the fire lane next to the store.
They were obviously watching me intently, and there was no doubt they were
somehow involved in this very weird situation.. I quickly chucked the errand
I was on, jumped in my car and sped away. I went straight to the police
station, told them what had happened, and found out I was part of a new, and
very successful, scheme being used to gain entry into cars.
Two weeks later, my friend's son had a similar happening... While
travelling, my friend's son stopped at a roadside rest to use the bathroom..
When he came out to his car less than 4-5 minutes later, someone had gotten
into his car and stolen his cell phone, laptop computer, GPS navigator,
briefcase.. ..you name it. He called the police and since there were no
signs of his car being broken into, the police told him he had been a victim
of the latest robbery tactic -- there is a device that robbers are using now
to clone your security code when you lock your doors on your car using your
key-chain locking device..
They sit a distance away and watch for their next victim. They know you are
going inside of the store, restaurant, or bathroom and that they now have a
few minutes to steal and run.
The police officer said to manually lock your car door-by hitting the lock
button inside the car -- that way if there is someone sitting in a parking
lot watching for their next victim, it will not be you..
When you hit the lock button on your car upon exiting, it does not send the
security code, but if you walk away and use the door lock on your key chain,
it sends the code through the airwaves where it can be instantly stolen.
This is very real.
Be wisely aware of what you just read and please pass this note on. Look how
many times we all lock our doors with our remote just to be sure we
remembered to lock them -- and bingo, someone has our code and whatever was
in our car.
Please share with everyone you know !!!!!
"Eight Lies of a Mother"
This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we
hadn't
enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her
portion
of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would
say
"Eat this rice, son! I'm not hungry."
This was Mother's First Lie.
As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our
house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me a
little
bit more nutritious food for my growth. Once she had caught just two
fish,
she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would
sit
beside me and eat the what was still left on the bone of the fish I
had
eaten, My heart was touched when I saw it. Once I gave the other fish
to
her on my chopstick but she immediately refused it and said, "Eat
this
fish, son! I don't really like fish."
This was Mother's Second Lie.
Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a Match Factory
to
bring home some used matchboxes, which she filled with fresh
matchsticks.
This helped her get some money to cover our needs. One wintry night I
awoke to find Mother filling the matchboxes by candlelight. So I
said,
"Mother, go to sleep; it's late: you can continue working tomorrow
morning." Mother smiled and said, "Go to sleep, son! I'm not tired."
This was Mother's Third Lie.
When I had to sit my Final Examination, Mother accompanied me. After
dawn,
Mother waited for me for hours in the heat of the sun. When the bell
rang,
I ran to meet her.. Mother embraced me and poured me a glass of tea
that
she had prepared in a thermos. The tea was not as strong as my
Mother's
love. Seeing Mother covered with perspiration, I at once gave her my
glass
and asked her to drink too. Mother said, "Drink, son! I'm not
thirsty!".
This was Mother's Fourth Lie.
After Father's death, Mother had to play the role of a single parent.
She
held on to her former job; she had to fund our needs alone. Our
family's
life was more complicated. We suffered from starvation. Seeing our
family's condition worsening, my kind Uncle who lived near my house
came
to help us solve our problems big and small. Our other neighbors saw
that
we were poverty stricken so they often advised my mother to marry
again.
But Mother refused to remarry saying, "I don't need love."
This was Mother's Fifth Lie.
After I had finished my studies and gotten a job, it was time for my
old
Mother to retire but she carried on going to the market every morning
just
to sell a few vegetables. I kept sending her money but she was
steadfast
and even sent the money back to me. She said, "I have enough money."
That was Mother's Sixth Lie.
I continued my part-time studies for my Master's Degree. Funded by
the
American Corporation for which I worked, I succeeded in my studies.
With a
big jump in my salary, I decided to bring Mother to enjoy life in
America
but Mother didn't want to bother her son; she said to me "I'm not used
to
high living."
That was Mother's Seventh Lie.
In her dotage, Mother was attacked by cancer and had to be
hospitalized.
Now living far across the ocean, I went home to visit Mother who was
bedridden after an operation. Mother tried to smile but I was
heartbroken
because she was so thin and feeble but Mother said, "Don't cry, son!
I'm
not in pain."
That was Mother's Eighth Lie.
Telling me this, her eighth lie, she died.
YES, MOTHER WAS AN ANGEL!
M - O - T - H - E - R
"M" is for the Million things she gave me,
"O" means Only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the Tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her Heart of gold,
"E" is for her Eyes with love-light shining in them,
"R" means Right, and right she'll always be.
Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER" a word that means the world
to
me. For those of you who are lucky to be still blessed with your
Mom's
presence on Earth, this story is beautiful. For those who aren't so
blessed, this is even more beautiful.
hadn't
enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her
portion
of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would
say
"Eat this rice, son! I'm not hungry."
This was Mother's First Lie.
As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our
house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me a
little
bit more nutritious food for my growth. Once she had caught just two
fish,
she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would
sit
beside me and eat the what was still left on the bone of the fish I
had
eaten, My heart was touched when I saw it. Once I gave the other fish
to
her on my chopstick but she immediately refused it and said, "Eat
this
fish, son! I don't really like fish."
This was Mother's Second Lie.
Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a Match Factory
to
bring home some used matchboxes, which she filled with fresh
matchsticks.
This helped her get some money to cover our needs. One wintry night I
awoke to find Mother filling the matchboxes by candlelight. So I
said,
"Mother, go to sleep; it's late: you can continue working tomorrow
morning." Mother smiled and said, "Go to sleep, son! I'm not tired."
This was Mother's Third Lie.
When I had to sit my Final Examination, Mother accompanied me. After
dawn,
Mother waited for me for hours in the heat of the sun. When the bell
rang,
I ran to meet her.. Mother embraced me and poured me a glass of tea
that
she had prepared in a thermos. The tea was not as strong as my
Mother's
love. Seeing Mother covered with perspiration, I at once gave her my
glass
and asked her to drink too. Mother said, "Drink, son! I'm not
thirsty!".
This was Mother's Fourth Lie.
After Father's death, Mother had to play the role of a single parent.
She
held on to her former job; she had to fund our needs alone. Our
family's
life was more complicated. We suffered from starvation. Seeing our
family's condition worsening, my kind Uncle who lived near my house
came
to help us solve our problems big and small. Our other neighbors saw
that
we were poverty stricken so they often advised my mother to marry
again.
But Mother refused to remarry saying, "I don't need love."
This was Mother's Fifth Lie.
After I had finished my studies and gotten a job, it was time for my
old
Mother to retire but she carried on going to the market every morning
just
to sell a few vegetables. I kept sending her money but she was
steadfast
and even sent the money back to me. She said, "I have enough money."
That was Mother's Sixth Lie.
I continued my part-time studies for my Master's Degree. Funded by
the
American Corporation for which I worked, I succeeded in my studies.
With a
big jump in my salary, I decided to bring Mother to enjoy life in
America
but Mother didn't want to bother her son; she said to me "I'm not used
to
high living."
That was Mother's Seventh Lie.
In her dotage, Mother was attacked by cancer and had to be
hospitalized.
Now living far across the ocean, I went home to visit Mother who was
bedridden after an operation. Mother tried to smile but I was
heartbroken
because she was so thin and feeble but Mother said, "Don't cry, son!
I'm
not in pain."
That was Mother's Eighth Lie.
Telling me this, her eighth lie, she died.
YES, MOTHER WAS AN ANGEL!
M - O - T - H - E - R
"M" is for the Million things she gave me,
"O" means Only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the Tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her Heart of gold,
"E" is for her Eyes with love-light shining in them,
"R" means Right, and right she'll always be.
Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER" a word that means the world
to
me. For those of you who are lucky to be still blessed with your
Mom's
presence on Earth, this story is beautiful. For those who aren't so
blessed, this is even more beautiful.
Awas Taugeh!!
Mesti ramai yang suka makan taugeh, nak pulak campur dalam char kuey teow? hmm rangup. Tapi mesti ingat, nak beli taugeh kena buat eksperimen dulu.
Kalau boleh jangan beli taugeh yang warnanya putih berseri tu. Beli sedikit sahaja dulu, dan jangan makan lagi. Sebaliknya simpan dulu untuk 3 hari. Kemudian cuba hidu bau taugeh tu lepas 3 hari.
Keputusan yang mungkin didapati: Lepas 3 hari bau taugeh itu hancing semacam, bermakna taugeh itu disiram dengan urine (air kencing), dengan tujuan untuk menjadikan warnanya putih berseri.
Oleh itu, belilah produk keluaran bumiputera. Kalau nak cari keluaran bumiputera, senang jer. Cari yang warna dia macam kekuningan dan cepat layu serta kurang rangup, sebabnya langsung tak guna urine sebagai baja..
Info ini didapati dari pegawai pejabat aku yang pernah buat lawatan ke pusat-pusat penanaman taugeh di beberapa negeri tertentu yang diusahakan oleh cha ya nun alif, siap ada bilik khas simpan urine sebagai bekalan untuk disiram pada pokok-pokok taugeh tersebut.
Kenapa taugeh jadi mangsa? Sebabnya taugeh ini sejenis pokok yang menyimpan air siraman bulat-bulat terus dalam batangnya, tidak seperti sayuran lain iaitu sayuran-sayuran berdaun hijau yang mengalami proses fotosintesis semasa proses penyerapa baja. Dengan erti kata lain, air siraman masuk ke dalam tanah dahulu sebelum diserap oleh akar dan selepas itu barulah proses fotosintesis berjalan untuk penyerapan zat-zat dari baja.
Tak macam taugeh dia serap terus ape yang kita siram sebab pertumbuhan tumbesaran bukan secara fotosintesis.. tu sebabnya kalau simpan dlm masa 3 hari bau dia wangiiiiiii semacham?
So bagitaulah kat sedara mara, kengkawan pasal nak mengenal taugeh-taugeh hancing dengan taugeh-taugeh bumiputera.
Kalau boleh jangan beli taugeh yang warnanya putih berseri tu. Beli sedikit sahaja dulu, dan jangan makan lagi. Sebaliknya simpan dulu untuk 3 hari. Kemudian cuba hidu bau taugeh tu lepas 3 hari.
Keputusan yang mungkin didapati: Lepas 3 hari bau taugeh itu hancing semacam, bermakna taugeh itu disiram dengan urine (air kencing), dengan tujuan untuk menjadikan warnanya putih berseri.
Oleh itu, belilah produk keluaran bumiputera. Kalau nak cari keluaran bumiputera, senang jer. Cari yang warna dia macam kekuningan dan cepat layu serta kurang rangup, sebabnya langsung tak guna urine sebagai baja..
Info ini didapati dari pegawai pejabat aku yang pernah buat lawatan ke pusat-pusat penanaman taugeh di beberapa negeri tertentu yang diusahakan oleh cha ya nun alif, siap ada bilik khas simpan urine sebagai bekalan untuk disiram pada pokok-pokok taugeh tersebut.
Kenapa taugeh jadi mangsa? Sebabnya taugeh ini sejenis pokok yang menyimpan air siraman bulat-bulat terus dalam batangnya, tidak seperti sayuran lain iaitu sayuran-sayuran berdaun hijau yang mengalami proses fotosintesis semasa proses penyerapa baja. Dengan erti kata lain, air siraman masuk ke dalam tanah dahulu sebelum diserap oleh akar dan selepas itu barulah proses fotosintesis berjalan untuk penyerapan zat-zat dari baja.
Tak macam taugeh dia serap terus ape yang kita siram sebab pertumbuhan tumbesaran bukan secara fotosintesis.. tu sebabnya kalau simpan dlm masa 3 hari bau dia wangiiiiiii semacham?
So bagitaulah kat sedara mara, kengkawan pasal nak mengenal taugeh-taugeh hancing dengan taugeh-taugeh bumiputera.
Aku rasa susah skrg nie nak cari makanan yg halal atau kata lain "bersih" daripada bahan-bahan yg tidak halal atau pun najis...seperti isu Taugeh di atas nie yg aku dpt melalui email yg di kongsi oleh rakan-rakan di office..baru aku tau rupanya yg segar tu tak semestinya bersih & halal...hurm...sama-sama lah kita berwaspada ketika membelinya agak tidak makan makanan yg kotor.
Doa Taubat
Monday, November 16, 2009
WORLD LARGEST FOUNTAIN IS IN DUBAI
The $218 million project will be 25 percent larger than the iconic fountains at the Bellagio hotel in Las Vegas 
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10 Surah yang Mujarab dari Nabi Muhammad s.a.w
1. SURAH AL-FATIHAH
Amalkan membaca Surah Al-Fatihah semasa hendak tidur diikuti dengan membaca Surah Al-Ikhlas 3 kali, Surah Al-Falaq dan Surah An-Nas. Insya'Allah akan aman tenteram dan terjauh daripada gangguan syaitan. Dianjurkan juga membaca surah ini sebanyak 44 kali untuk mengubati sakit mata, perut, gigi dan lain-lainnya dengan izin Allah s.w.t. Untuk mencegah kemarahan Allah, bacalah surah ini sebanyak 17 kali sehari iaitu dengan mengerjakan solat 5 waktu.
2. SURAH YAASIN
Telah bersabda Rasulullah s.a.w., sesungguhnya bagi setiap sesuatu itu ada hati, dan hati Al-Qur'an ialah Surah Yaasin iaitu jantung Al-Qur'an. Sesiapa yang membaca Surah Yaasin, nescaya dituliskan oleh Allah pahala menyamai sepuluh kali membaca Al-Qur'an seluruhnya. (Hadis riwayat At-Tarmizi dari Anas r.a.) Rasulullah s.a.w. juga bersabda : Surah Yaasin dinamakan di dalam kitab Taurat dengan sebutan "At-Mu'ammah" (yang umum), yang mengumumkan pembacanya dengan kebaikan dunia dan akhirat, menanggung segala bala baik dari kesusahan di dunia mahu pun akhirat. Pembaca juga akan dilindungi dari setiap keburukan dan kejahatan serta segala hajat dan kemahuan akan Allah kabulkan. Jika dibaca dalam satu malam semata-mata mengharapkan keredaan Allah, nescaya Allah akan mengampunkan dosanya. (Hadis riwayat Malik, Ibnu-Sunni dan Ibnu Hibban). Surah Yaasin ni juga jika diamalkan, akan terselamatlah kita dari kehausan di hari KIAMAT.
3. SURAH AT-DHUHAN
Dibaca sekali pada malam Jumaat agar kita terselamat dari huru hara di Padang Mahsyar.
4. SURAH AL-WAQI'AH
Menurut beberapa hadis Rasulullah s.a.w., mereka yang mengamalkan membaca Surah Al-Waqi'ah pada tiap-tiap malam, insya'Allah tidak akan merasai kepapaan. Mereka yang membacanya sebagai wirid, insya'Allah akan beroleh kesenangan selama-lamanya. Mereka yang membacanya sebanyak 14 kali setiap lepas solat As ar, insya'Allah akan dikurniakan dengan rezeki yang banyak. Selepas solat Isyak, ambillah segelas air lalu bacalah Surah Al-Fatihah sekali, Ayatul Qursi sekali dan Surah Al-Waqi'ah ayat 35-38 sebanyak 7 kali. Tiup dalam air dan minum. Dalam hati, niat untuk menjaga kecantikan diri dan kebahagiaan rumahtangga kita. Makna Surah Al-Waqi'ah Ayat 35-38 ialah : "Sesungguhnya, Kami telah menciptakan isteri-isteri mereka dengan ciptaan istimewa. Serta Kami jadikan mereka sentiasa dara (yang tidak pernah disentuh), yang tetap mencintai jodohnya serta yang sebaya dengan umurnya.
5. SURAH AL-KHAUTHAR
Sesiapa yang mengamalkan membaca surah ini sebanyak 1,000 kali, maka Allah s.w.t. akan menghasilkan hajatnya termasuk rezeki dan kenaikan pangkat. Sesiapa yang membaca 1,000 kali juga selepas solat Isyak hingga dia tertidur, insya'Allah dia dapat melihat Rasulullah s.a.w. dalam tidurnya.
6. SURAH AL-KHAAFIRUUN
Sesiapa yang membaca Surah Al-Khaafiruun, maka bandingannya seperti membaca seperempat Al-Qur'an, disamping terlepas dari syirik, terjauh dari godaan syaitan dan terlepas dari peristiwa yang mengejutkan (Riwayat At-Tarmizi). Sebelum tidur, bacalah surah ini agar kita mati dalam iman serta membersihkan kotoran dalam diri kita.
7. SURAH AL-MULK
Sebuah lagi Surah dari Al-Qur'an iaitu Surah Al-Mulk mempunyai fadilat dan faedah yang amat besar bagi sesiapa yang mengamalkan membacanya. Menurut beberapa hadis Rasulullah s.a.w., mereka yang mengamalkan membaca akan surah ini, akan mendapat syafaat dan keampunan dosa-dosanya. Mereka yang membacanya pada setiap malam, insya'Allah, akan terselamat dari azab kubur..
8. SURAH AL-IKHLAS
Rasulullah s.a.w. pernah bersabda kepada isteri kesayangan baginda, Siti Aisyah, antara mafhumnya : "Wahai Aisyah isteri ku, sebelum kamu tidur, khatamlah dulu Al-Qur'an." Siti Aisyah lalu berkata, "Wahai suami ku, saya tidak mampu khatam Al-Qur'an sebanyak 30 juzuk itu." Apabila mendengar kata-kata Siti Aisyah tersebut, Rasulullah s.a.w. sambil tersenyum lalu menjawab, "Barangsiapa yang membaca 3 kali sebelum tidur, seolah-olah ia telah khatam Al-Qur'an keseluruhannya. " Dari Rasulullah s.a.w.. pernah bersabda kepada Saidina Ali r.a., "Sesiapa hendak pergi musafir, kemudian ketika dia hendak meninggalkan rumahnya, ia membaca surah Al-Ikhlas 11 kali, maka Allah memelihara rumahnya sampai ia kembali. Ibnu Said Al-Khanafi menerangkan : "Surah ini dinamakan Surah Al-Ikhlas, ertinya bersih atau lepas. Maka barang siapa yang membacanya dan mengamalkannya dengan hati yang ikhlas, maka ia akan dilepaskan kesusahan duniawi, dimudahkan di dalam gelombang sakratulmaut, dihindarkan dari kegelapan kubur dan kengerian hari kiamat."
9. SURAH AL-FALAQ
Siti Aisyah menerangkan : "Bahawa Rasulullah s.a.w. pada setiap malam apabila hendak tidur, Baginda membaca Surah Al-Ikhlas, Surah Al-Falaq dan Surah An-Nas lalu ditiupkan pada kedua telapak tangan, kemudian disapukan keseluruh tubuh dan kepala. Barang siapa terkena penyakit kerana perbuatan syaitan atau manusia, hendaklah membaca Surah Al-Falaq dan Surah An-Nas sebanyak 41 kali selama 3 hari, 5 hari atau 7 hari berturut-turut. Barang siapa yang takut akan godaan syaitan dan manusia, takut dalam kegelapan malam atau takut dengan kejahatan manusia, bacalah Surah Al-Falaq dan Surah An-Nas sebanyak 100 kali.
10. SURAH AN-NAS
Surah An-Nas adalah surah yang terakhir (ke-114) dalam Al-Qur'an. Nama An-Nas diambil dari kata An-Nas yang berulang kali disebut dalam surah ini yang bermaksud manusia. Surah ini termasuk dalam golongan surah makkiyah. Isi surah ini adalah bagi menganjurkan manusia memohon perlindungan kepada Allah dari godaan syaitan baik yang berasal dari golongan manusia mahu pun jin. Surah An-Nas ini juga adalah penerang hati
Natural therapy for heart vein opening
Please pass it to your colleagues or friends.
For Heart Vein opening
1) Lemon juice 01 cup
2) Ginger juice 01 cup
3) Garlic juice 01 cup
4) Apple vinegar 01 cup
Mix all above and boil in light flame approximately half
hour, when it becomes 3 cups, take it out and keep it for cooling. After cooling, mix 3 cups of natural honey and keep it in bottle.
Every morning before breakfast use one Table spoon regularly. Your blockage of Vein's will open
(No need any Angiography or By pass)
This is e-mail received from a person working in a Software Company
Dear colleagues, I am working in Blore Software City .... I wanted to share an incident of my life with you, hoping that it may be an eye opener to you so that you can live more years.
On 27th October afternoon, I had severe heart attack symptom and I was rushed to the hospital.
After reaching to the hospital, the doctors prescribed a test called angiogram. This test is basically to identify blood flow of heart arteries. When they finished the test they found a 94% block in the main artery, please see the image below with red circle.
At this point, I wanted to share my living style, which has caused this block in my heart arteries. Please see the below points of my life style, if any of these points are part of your life style then you are at risk, please change yourselves.
1. I was not doing any physical exercise for more than 10 years , not even walking 30 minutes a day for years.
2. My food timings are 11:00 AM Breakfast or no Breakfast, 3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Lunch and dinner at 11:00 PM to 12:00 AM.
3. Sleeping in very odd timings, going to bed between 12:00 AM and 3:00 AM. Waking up at between 9:00 AM and 10:30AM ....... Some times spending sleepless nights.
4. I used to eat heavily because of long gaps between lunch and dinner and I used to make sure that Non-Veg is available most of the time, there were times when I did survey on city hotels to find delicious Non-Veg dishes. I was never interested in vegetable and healthier food.
5. Above all I was chain smoker from years.
6. My father passed away due to heart problems, and the doctors say the heart problems are usually genetic.
Once they identified the major block they have done immediately a procedure called angioplasty along with 2 Stints, mean they will insert a foreign body into the heart arteries and open the blocked area of arteries. Please see the below image after the procedure.
I learnt from the doctors that 60% people will die before reaching the hospital,20% people will die in the process of recovering from heart attack and only 20% will survive . In my case, I was very lucky to be part of the last 20%.
Doctors instructions:
1. Need to have physical exercise for minimum of 45 minutes daily.
2. Eat your food at perfect timings, like how you eat during your school days. Eat in small quantities more times and have lot of vegetables and boiled food, try to avoid fry items and oily food. Fish is good than other non-vegetarian food.
3. Sleep for 8 hours a day, this count should complete before sun rising.
4. Stop smoking
5. Genetic problems, we cannot avoid but we can get away from it by having regular checkups.
6. Find a way to get relived from the stress (Yoga, Meditation etc).
So I urge you all to please avoid getting into this situation, it is in your hands to turn the situation up side down, by just planning / changing your life style, by following simple points above.
If you find it's useful you can forward this mail to your friends and loved ones.....
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT!
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Worth Reading...ASPARAGUS
So many of health food going around and this had been around some time too, so how true to it's values indicated is another story. But then this is being natural, it is no harm to consume it. Give it a try if you are a health freak or adventurous enough.
Chris
Pls. read the contents below & pass to all
Three types of asparagus on a shop display, with white asparagus at the back and green asparagus in the middle. The plant at the front is Ornithogalum pyrenaicum, is commonly called wild asparagus,
Several years ago, I had a man seeking asparagus for a friend who had cancer. He gave me a photocopied copy of an article,entitled, `Asparagus for cancer ' printed in Cancer News Journal, December 1979.
I will share it here, just as it was shared with me: 'I am a biochemist,and have specialized in the relation of diet to health for over 50 years.
Several years ago, I learned of the discovery of Richard R.Vensal, D.D.S. that asparagus might cure cancer. Since then, I have worked with him on his project.. We have accumulated a number of favourable case histories.
Here are a few examples:
Case No. 1,
A man with an almost hopeless case of Hodgkin's disease (cancer of the lymph glands) who was completely incapacitated. Within 1 year of starting the asparagus therapy, his doctors were unable to detect any signs of cancer, and he was back on a schedule of strenuous exercise.
Case No. 2,
A successful businessman 68 years old who suffered from cancer of the bladder for 16 years. After years of medical treatments,includin g radiation without improvement, he went on asparagus. Within 3 months, examinations revealed that his bladder tumor had disappeared and that his kidneys were normal.
Case No. 3,
A man who had lung cancer. On March 5th 1971, he was put on the operating table where they found lung cancer so widely spread that it was inoperable. The surgeon sewed him up and declared his case hopeless. On April 5th he heard about the asparagus therapy and immediately started taking it. By August, x-ray pictures revealed that all signs of the cancer had disappeared. He is back at his regular business routine. *
*Case No. 4,
A woman who was troubled for a number of years with skin cancer. She finally developed different skin cancers which were diagnosed by asking specialist as advanced. Within 3 months after starting on asparagus, her skin specialist said that her skin looked fine and nomore skin lesions. This woman reported that the asparagus therapy also cured her kidney disease, which started in 1949. She had over 10 operations for kidney stones, and was receiving government disability payments for an inoperable, terminal, kidney condition. She attributes the cure of this kidney trouble entirely to the asparagus.
I was not surprised at this result, as `The elements of Materia Medica', edited in 1854 by a Professor at the University of Pennsylvania , stated that asparagus was used as a popular remedy for kidney stones. He even referred to experiments, in 1739, on the power of asparagus in dissolving stones.
We would have other case histories but the medical establishment has interfered with our obtaining some of the records. I am therefore appealing to readers to spread this good news and help us to gather a large number of case histories that will overwhelm the medical skeptics about this unbelievably simple and natural remedy. For the treatment, asparagus should be cooked before using, and therefore canned asparagus is just as good as fresh.
I have corresponded with the two leading canners of asparagus, Giant Giant and Stokely, and I am satisfied that these brands contain no pesticides or preservatives.
* * PROCEDURE:
1) Place the cooked asparagus in a blender and liquefy to make a puree, and store in the refrigerator.
2) Give the patient 4 full tablespoons twice daily, morning and evening.
Patients usually show some improvement in from 2-4 weeks. It can be diluted with water and used as a cold or hot drink. This suggested dosage is based on present experience, but certainly larger amounts can do no harm and may be needed in some cases.
As a biochemist I am convinced of the old saying that `what cures can prevent'. Based on this theory, my wife and I have been using asparagus puree as a beverage with our meals. We take 2 tablespoons diluted in water to suit our taste with breakfast and with dinner. I take mine hot and my wife prefers hers cold.
For years we have made it a practice to have blood surveys taken as part of our regular checkups.
The last blood survey, taken by a medical doctor who specializes in the nutritional approach to health, showed substantial improvements in all categories over the last one, and we can attribute these improvements to nothing but the asparagus drink...
As a biochemist, I have made an extensive study of all aspects of cancer, and all of the proposed cures. As a result, I am convinced that asparagus fits in better with the latest theories about cancer. Asparagus contains a good supply of protein called histones, which are believed to be active in controlling cell growth. For that reason, I believe asparagus can be said to contain a substance that I call cell growth normalizer. That accounts for its action on cancer and inacting as a general body tonic. In any event, regardless of theory, asparagus used as we suggest, is a harmless substance.
The FDA cannot prevent you from using it and it may do you much good.. It has been reported by the US National Cancer Institute, that asparagus is the highest tested food containing glutathione, which is considered one of the body's most potent anticarcinogens and antioxidants.
Please spread the news...
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'AIR SEMBAHYANG'
1. Ketika berkumur , berniatlah kamu dengan, 'Ya
Allah,ampunilah dosa mulut dan lidahku ini'.
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benda-benda yang tak berfaedah.
2. Ketika membasuh muka, berniatlah kamu
dengan, 'Ya Allah, putihkanlah muka ku di akhirat
kelak, Janganlah Kau hitamkan muka ku ini'.
Penjelasan nombor 2 : Ahli syurga mukanya putih
berseri-seri.
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kamu dengan, 'Ya Allah, berikanlah hisab-hisab
ku ditangan kanan ku ini'.
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